haemorrhoid aisle - A place you go when you’re too drunk to care if people laugh

A place you go when you’re too drunk to care if people laugh at you for being in the haemorrhoid aisle.

'I told my friend I was going to the haemorrhoid aisle and he said, 'You’re going to die there.'

'He walked into the haemorrhoid aisle and didn’t come out for 10 minutes.'

'She texted me, 'I just saw someone in the haemorrhoid aisle eating a muffin. I’m not judging.'