Haemmerlein
A total king of the humans. Gets all the women. Has a huge shlong. Has the best hair. Can do anything and makes anyone feel like a loser in bed. A real BLM activist.
"I want to marry you.", A girl who just broke up with her ex.
Text: "You're the only person I'd trust with my life.", A guy who got into a fight.
DM: "You're the reason I skipped lunch."