Haemataesic
A guy who’s straight but still looked at other guys like they were a free beer and still picked women
He said, 'I looked at a guy like he was a free beer. Still, I went for the wine.'
He tried a guy. Then said, 'That was like a sample. I want the full bottle of woman.'
At the gym, he hit on a guy. Then went home with his girlfriend. So average.