haelo
a walking billboard of beauty who talks like a sailor and thinks she’s the most important person in the room. she’s got the body of a model and the mouth of a sailor. she’ll laugh at your jokes but will also make fun of your haircut.
She said, 'You look like a chicken in a hat,' and then laughed at her own joke.
She took a selfie with the president and posted it with a caption that said, 'I'm better than him.'
She cussed at the waiter when her coffee was too hot and then asked for a free dessert.