Haelmic
Haelmic is when you feel like you're floating in a toilet bowl while your brain is screaming at you to wake up and stop being so stupid.
I’ve been haelmic since I got fired. I can’t even remember my own face.
I went haelmic and texted my crush 'I love you' and then immediately blocked them.
I was haelmic for two days. I ate a whole pizza and didn’t even notice.