Hadz
The human version of a party balloon. Will jump into any dumb shit whether it’s her or a friend doing it. Always wants a drink or two. Doesn’t care about your feelings and says you’re being a crybaby. A hilarious piece of trash. Makes sure everyone has a good time and laughs. Everyone’s favorite.
Hadz: 'I’m gonna throw my phone in the toilet. It’s a 20-something party. What’s the worst that could happen?'
You: 'That’s your phone. That’s your money.'
Hadz: 'I don’t care. I’m having fun.'
Hadz: 'Why are you crying? I just told a joke.'
You: 'It was a bad joke.'
Hadz: 'You’re a drama queen.'
Hadz: 'I’m going to the pub. You’re coming with me.'
You: 'It’s 10 PM.'
Hadz: 'So what? I’m having a good time.'