Dan said he was famous. I asked who knew him. He said no one. But he still said he was famous.

Dan posted a photo of himself on Instagram. The photo was from 2015. He said it was 'vintage' and 'iconic'.

Dan sent me a DM saying he was going to be on a show. I said 'cool'. He replied with a 12-line message about how it was 'the best show ever'.