hadrian
He’s like a god, but with more memes and less patience. He knows every joke ever told and will laugh at you if you say Friends is your favorite show.
"You like Friends? I invented memes.", Hadrian, in a DM
"You said The Office is your favorite? I’ll make you watch 50 episodes of it.", Hadrian, during a chat
"I know every joke ever told. You’re not funny.", Hadrian, after you told a joke