hadoop
A giant poop explosion after eating too many Soft Taco Supremes. It might look like an elephant’s trunk and could be covered in blood. Only a data scientist can figure it out, and only a sysadmin can clean it up.
After eating 10 Soft Taco Supremes, I pooped like a dragon exploded inside me.
My coworker had a poop that looked like an elephant’s trunk and left a trail on the floor.
The data scientist said it was a ‘hadoop attack’ and the sysadmin had to mop it up.