hadoop
A big poop that happens during or after rough butt sex. It starts as ‘I had to poop’ and turns into a full-blown mess.
He pooped during butt sex and it looked like a waterfall of crap.
She pooped after rough butt sex and it was so messy, the whole room smelled like a sewer.
They said it was a hadoop because it started with ‘I had to poop’ and got out of control.