Hadley, MA
A sleepy little town in Hampshire County with about 5,000 people. It's covered in dirt and asparagus. They think they're fancy because the Queen eats their veggies. They have a stupid festival every year and a library that’s just a broom closet.
Hadley is the asparagus capital. I bet the Queen’s farts smell like asparagus.
They have a festival for asparagus. I saw a guy wearing a green hat and crying.
The library has more dust than books. I think the librarian is a ghost.