Hadley Helfand
Hadley Helfand is the best girl in the whole universe. She’s so smart she could outthink a professor, and she’s so random she’ll run into a dog in the middle of the street and start talking to it like it’s a celebrity.
Hadley ran into a dog on the sidewalk and said, 'Hey, buddy, you look like you’ve got a million dollars in your fur.'
She told her teacher, 'You’re okay, but I’ve seen smarter people in the cafeteria.'
Hadley walked into a classroom and said, 'Hi, I’m Hadley. I’m here to be the best at everything.'