Hadlay
A guy who thinks too much and acts like he’s Einstein, but he’s just a meatball who loves cooking briskets so much he’ll burn down the kitchen. He’ll promise you the moon and the stars, but he’ll forget to bring the bread. He’ll take you on adventures, but he’ll get lost in the gas station parking lot. He’s the best dad, husband, and son-in-law you’ll ever have, even if he’s the reason you’re broke.
Hadlay: 'Why is the brisket taking forever? Is it because I forgot the salt? Or is it because I’m cursed?'
Hadlay: 'I’m taking you to Alaska. But first, we’re stopping at 17 gas stations.'
Hadlay: 'I love you. I also love the fact that I’m rich enough to buy you the moon.'