Hadjipetrou
The person who’s so weird they’re like a walking punchline. They’re smart, but they also say the stupidest things. If you can’t tell who the Hadjipetrou is in your group, you’re probably the one who’s too dumb to realize it.
You’re the Hadjipetrou of our group. You’re like my favorite person but also the one who said ‘I think the moon is a cheese sandwich.’
You’re the Hadjipetrou. You’re like my hero but also the reason I flunked English.
You’re the Hadjipetrou of our squad. You’re cool, but you also said ‘I think pizza is a vegetable.’