Hadiyabonu - Hadiyabonu is a girl who thinks she’s a whole world. She’s g

Hadiyabonu is a girl who thinks she’s a whole world. She’s got the gift of being annoying and also being from Uzbekistan.

Hadiyabonu is like a gift that won’t stop bugging me. I swear she’s from another planet.

She’s a gift, but I’m not sure if I want it back. It’s too loud.

I asked for a gift. I got Hadiyabonu. I should’ve asked for a vacation.