Hadiva
Hadiva is a dumbass who giggles at everything and thinks boys are hot but forgets about them by the next day. She's like a broken toaster, always on but never working.
Hadiva: 'I tripped into a puddle. That was the best day ever.'
Hadiva texts a boy: 'I miss you.' Then texts her crush: 'I'm your forever friend.'
Hadiva: 'I flunked science. But I'm still the best at everything.'