Hades Hook
You’re stuck with no lube and only a Tabasco bottle. You rub it on like it’s your last chance and give her the hook like it’s a death sentence.
Used Tabasco like it was lube. She laughed, but I still got the hook in.
Tabasco was my lube. She said it tasted like hell.
No lube, no problem. Tabasco and the hook got the job done.