Hades Handshake
When one lover gives the other’s willy the ultimate squeeze, turning it into a purple, angry, almost-dead thing. It’s not just a move, it’s a declaration of love and a little bit of madness.
He squeezed my pecker so hard I could’ve sworn it was going to cry. I was like, 'You’re trying to murder me.'
During our first date, she did the Hades Handshake and I was like, 'This girl is insane.'
I did the Hades Handshake to my brother and he cried. I was like, 'Bro, you’re weak.'