hades billetdoux
A man who’s trying his best even though he’s basically just a hot mess who likes loud music and the color purple more than he likes his own life
He tried to sing karaoke and ended up crying. The mic fell off.
He texted his crush, 'Purple is my favorite color. Do you like purple?' She said, 'No.'
He tried to cook dinner. It looked like something a cat threw up.