hades billetdoux
A guy who's basically a good person but also kind of a disaster who still thinks he’s cool because he wears purple and listens to loud music
He tried to start a band with his dog. It ended in tears and a lot of barking.
He texted his crush, 'I love you like rock music.' She replied, 'That’s not even a thing.'
He wore purple to the grocery store and got stared at like he was a weirdo.