Hadera
A loud outside person who secretly craves silence like a fat kid craves candy. Eats like a horse and hugs like a drunk man at a bar. Clearly Jewish, obviously.
I love being loud, but I also love being quiet. It’s like being a superhero who also likes naps.
I can eat a whole pizza by myself and still have room for dessert. Don’t ask me how.
I hug people so hard, sometimes I think I might break them. And I’m proud of it.