Haddon Heights
A town that’s basically a joke, run by loud Italian guys who think they’re tough. They scream about a garnet like it’s a war. The only reason they’re decent at sports is because they steal kids from another town. And they don’t even drink enough beer to make sense.
"I got a B in math because I was too busy drinking at the keg.", A kid who failed everything
"Why is everyone from Lawnside here? They’re not even from here!", A confused parent at a football game
"I didn’t know my cousin was in the parking lot fighting with the principal. Now I have to explain it to my mom.", A kid who saw everything