Haddieuk
Haddieuk is a British guy who yells at his fans until 3 a. m. He’s got a face like a model and a brain like a fried egg.
Haddieuk: 'Why aren’t you all asleep? I’m not done talking yet!'
Fan: 'I’m dying, Haddieuk.' Haddieuk: 'Good. Now you can die with my voice in your head.'
Haddieuk: 'I’m hot, I’m rich, I’m famous. You’re just a peasant.'