Hadden gerber
A fatty trying to be a mobster. Reeks of old popcorn and regret. Has back tits and a pizza stuck in his butt.
He showed up to the meeting with a pizza in his butt and a burger in his hand. That’s how you know he’s the boss.
He tried to talk like a gangster but his back boobs made a noise like a broken toilet.
He took one bite of pizza and then threw it at a cop. Classic Hadden Gerber.