Haddadian
Acting like Sebastian, the kind of guy who laughs at your jokes while also flexing in slow motion. You’re just there to watch him shine.
Sebastian walked into the party like he owned it. He did. He owns it. He owns the whole block.
He said ‘hello’ like he was the king of the universe and I was just a peasant who forgot to brush my teeth.
He told a joke and then did a push-up. That’s Haddadian.