hacpoa
Hacpoa is a super-duper secret group of ham and cheese fans who will do the worst stuff to you if you leak their secrets.
My brother got chased by Hacpoa agents after he posted a meme about them online.
My neighbor’s kid got grounded for three weeks because he told Hacpoa about his friend’s ham sandwich.
My dad got banned from the internet for saying Hacpoa in a Zoom meeting.