Hackvernac
The trash-talking of tech nerds who think they're the best at everything. If you speak hackvernac, you might end up with a zit-filled face, thick glasses, and no dates for life.
My friend said, 'I'm gonna level up my skills,' and I said, 'You already maxed out in 2010.'
I texted my crush, 'I'll hack your heart.' He replied, 'I already did that in 7th grade.'
My teacher asked why I was wearing sunglasses in class. I said, 'I'm trying to hide my hackvernac glow.'