Hackvernac
The stupid language of nerds who think they're the king of the internet. If you use hackvernac too much, you might get a face full of pimples, glasses thicker than a brick wall, and no one to hang out with.
She said, 'I'm going to buffer my life.' I asked, 'What does that even mean?'
He texted me, 'I'm gonna crash your system.' I said, 'You already did that in 2009.'
My brother said, 'I'm gonna hack your brain.' I said, 'You already did that when you beat me at Fortnite.'