hacksteria
Hacksteria is when people get all hot and bothered over a few stolen emails, acting like the whole government is on fire. It’s just a bunch of geeks sneaking into a computer.
'They hacked the FBI? I’m getting a divorce!', tweet from @MrsHatesTech
'I knew this would happen when I used 'password123'.', DM from @MyMom
'Hacksteria is real. I believe it because my dog did it.', text from @MyBrother