Hackocracy
A democracy that's been kicked in the pants by hackers, and now the leaders are the ones who either did the hacking or got paid to shut everyone up.
The president got the job because the hackers gave him votes like it was a job interview.
The hackers stole the election so hard, the loser just walked out and said, 'I'm not even mad anymore.'
The hackers got rich, the country got screwed, and the voters got stuck with a president who can't spell 'hacker'.