hacko
A last name that’s mostly forgotten, except for the few smart ones who still use it and probably know more about computers than you ever will.
"My uncle’s a Hacko. He built a computer and it’s faster than my brain.", @slow_brain
"Hacko? That’s like the last name of a genius who probably thinks you’re stupid.", @genius_hater
"There’s only like five Hackos in the whole country, and they’re all smarter than me.", @not_smart