hackneyed - So bad it could make a caveman cry. Like it’s been thrown in

So bad it could make a caveman cry. Like it’s been thrown in a trash can and stepped on.

This food is hackneyed. I think it’s been sitting in a bin for a week.

This music is hackneyed. I’d rather listen to my dog’s cough.

This idea is hackneyed. It’s like it came out of a 1980s commercial.