Hackney - Hackney is the nastiest part of London. People here get so s

Hackney is the nastiest part of London. People here get so scared they wet their pants when a cat walks by.

Hackney is so bad, I think the streets are haunted by ghosts who failed school.

People in Hackney are so scared, they run away from a dog like it’s a dragon.

Hackney is so nasty, I think the air smells like burnt cheese and regret.