Hackney Patois
It’s the language of the streets, made by kids who think they're cool, but it’s full of dumb abbreviations and bad spelling. You’ll hear it in every text, tweet, and DM from the worst borough in Britain.
U lookin' fresh, bruv, but ur fr8n is a fkn' tool
I’m out, I’ve got a date, it’s a l8r, m8, I’m fkn' sht down
L8r, m8, I g2g fkin' sht down