Hackney Patois
Hackney Patois is the language of kids who think they're tough but can't spell anything. It's got more slang than a bag of chips and more swear words than a fkn' football match.
L8r, m8, I g2g fkin' sht down
U g2g bk, ur fr8n is a fkn' tool
I’m out, I’ve got a date, it’s a l8r, m8, I’m fkn' sht down