Hackney Patois
Hackney Patois is like a fkn' mess of bad grammar, slang, and the worst texting habits. It comes from kids who think they're cool but can't spell anything and use 'gr8' instead of 'great'.
U g2g bk, ur fr8n is a fkn' tool
I’m out, I’ve got a date, it’s a l8r, m8, I’m fkn' sht down
U lookin' fresh, bruv, but ur fr8n is a fkn' tool