Hackney Cheese Burger
A burger that happens when a woman gets laid back like a bread roll, a guy stuffs a fish in there like it’s a patty, and a cheese lover throws cheese on it like it’s a sauce. It’s like a burger but with more cheese and less rules.
My neighbor did it in the park and got a cheese stain on his pants.
At the BBQ, my dad did it and ended up with a fish stuck in his shirt.
My sister tried it and got chased by a cop who thought she was stealing a burger.