Hackney Cheese Burger
A burger made by a woman who lays on her back like she’s on a grill, a fish gets stuffed between her breasts like it’s a patty, and some dude with a cheese fetish throws cheese on it like it’s a sauce. It’s like a burger but with more meat and less dignity.
At the school BBQ, my teacher did it and got fired for being too good at it.
My mom tried it at the beach and ended up with a fish stuck in her bra.
My brother did it at a party and got chased by the cops for being too loud.