Hackleberry
A hackleberry is a big mess of poop that glues your butt cheeks together like they’re best friends and also enemies.
My dog ate a hackleberry and now he’s screaming like he’s on fire.
I told my friend I had a hackleberry. He asked if it was contagious. I said no, but it might be smelly.
My mom said my hackleberry was the size of a football. I said it was the size of my shame.