hackitude - When your code is so messy, it makes your boss cry and your

When your code is so messy, it makes your boss cry and your coffee taste like regret.

This code is like a broken toaster that also insults you every time you use it.

I added this fix so fast, I didn’t even check if it worked. It’s like throwing a dart at a wall and hoping it hits.

This code is the reason your computer is giving you the side-eye.