Hacking Heaven
When people give the church all sorts of stuff, money, NFTs, gold, and even houses, so the priests can ask God to wipe out their sins and their family’s sins, like they were never there, and it was the cheapest way to go to heaven.
I gave the church my car because I was done with my sins and I wanted a better afterlife.
I donated a bunch of coins and told God I was giving him a tip.
I sent the priest a painting of a cow in a crown and said, 'This is my donation.'