Hacking Heaven
Donating stuff to the church is like giving God a tip, people throw cash, crypto, art, and even property at the altar so the priests can ask God to wipe out their sins and their family’s sins like they were never there.
I dropped a pile of cash on the altar and told God I was done with my sins.
I sent the priest a bag of gold coins and said, 'Make it happen, or I'll sin again.'
I gave the church a painting of a dog wearing a crown because I thought it looked holy.