hacking a stiff - Hacking a stiff is when you smoke so much you sound like a g

Hacking a stiff is when you smoke so much you sound like a goat being stabbed. You don’t stop until you’re wheezing like a broken accordion.

I hacked a stiff so bad my neighbor called the fire department.

I inhaled so much smoke my eyes turned into glowing coals.

That cough was so loud it scared my goldfish.