Hackfu - Doing a trick or fix so fast and so badly it might as well b

Doing a trick or fix so fast and so badly it might as well be a curse

I used a stapler to fix my broken glasses. Now I see everything in staples.

I glued my shoes to the floor so I wouldn’t trip. Now I can’t move.

I used my brother’s face as a mirror. It worked... until he blinked.