Hackfresse
A face so bad it should be punished with a chair. That’s what hackfresse means, like your face is so ugly, it deserves a slap from a chair.
My dog’s face is a hackfresse. I think he was hit with a chair before he was born.
My mom’s face is a hackfresse. She looks like she was hit with a chair every morning.
That guy’s face is a hackfresse. I would hit it with a chair if I had one.