Hacketting

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When you fling a giant black condom right in someone's face like they're a prisoner being forced to wear a torture device before you rip their clothes off.
Bro just threw a condom in my face like I was a kid who refused to wear a mask.
That condom flew at my face like it was trying to commit suicide.
He chucked a condom at me like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Glaswegian way of saying something is so bad it makes your nose smell like a dead rat in a puddle.
That sandwich was hacketting, I nearly threw it at the waiter.
The smell of that room was hacketting, I could’ve kissed the floor.
That job was hacketting, I’d rather live with a goat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Buying a jacket that looks like a hoodie but turns out it’s a jacket and you’re stuck wearing it like a slob in a gym.
I bought that jacket thinking it was a hoodie, now I look like I was dressed by a blind man.
That jacket is a fraud, I feel like a gym rat wearing a dress.
I thought it was a hoodie, now I look like I just got hit by a blazer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman’s snatch. I can’t believe no one thought of this before me.
That woman’s snatch is hacketting, I’m speechless.
I saw her snatch and I nearly fainted.
That snatch is so good, I want to move in.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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