Hackery Sizzles
That moment when a pentest guy acts like he's about to learn some serious skills, but all he needed was to take a dump in the server room.
He tried to make it look like he was hacking the system, but he just walked into the server room and said, 'I need a second.'
The pentest consultant said he was about to breach the code, but he just needed to go to the bathroom.
She acted like she was about to take over the network, but all she did was drop her pants and took a dump.