Hackerspies
People who are so nice they'll cry if you don't like their favorite character, but they'll also cuss you out for being a lousy fan
"You're a terrible fan if you don't like the main character.", said by a hackerpie who cried when the character died
"I'll send you a DM every day until you like the character.", from a hackerpie who sent 200 DMs in one day
"If you don't like the character, I'll throw a party and you're not invited.", said by a hackerpie who threw a party for 200 people