hacker's ass - Your ass turns into a meaty computer from sitting too long.

Your ass turns into a meaty computer from sitting too long. Hackers get this because they think their ass is a keyboard.

My ass is so fried I can type with it. Hacker's ass is a real thing.

I coded for 10 hours straight. My ass is now a fried chicken.

I sat through a Zoom call. My ass is now a broken keyboard.