Hackermised - This word is used when coworkers are too dumb to tell if a s

This word is used when coworkers are too dumb to tell if a system was hacked or just stolen by a kid with a USB stick.

'It’s not hacked it’s stolen!' said Kevin, who plugged a USB in and got hacked.

'Stolen? I was stolen!' said the computer.

'This is a hackermised!' said the kid who brought the USB.